The best thing about Christmas is spending time with your family (unless you're a kid, in which case Christmas presents are definitely the best).
Watching movies, eating food, playing games, making each other laugh. It's what makes the run-up to Christmas Day as special, if not more special, than the big day itself.
If you want to make sure laughter is a big part of your Christmas, you need to be armed with a collection of the very finest Christmas dad jokes. Nothing gets everyone in the holiday spirit like corny, eye-roll-inducing funny Christmas jokes.
We've got 105 Christmas jokes that would have Santa Claus himself laughing so hard his belly shakes like a bowl full of jelly - everything from Santa Claus jokes to Christmas trees and reindeer
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Christmas dad jokes about reindeer
Rudolph and his fellow reindeers bring the magic to Christmas for kids. But you could say these funny Christmas jokes about reindeers are pretty magical too. From 'obnoxious reindeer' to 'Santa's reindeer stop', we've got you covered.
1. What do you call a reindeer ghost?
Cari-boo!
2. What game do reindeer play at sleepovers?
Truth or deer.
3. Why did Rudolph have to attend summer school?
Because he went down in history.
4. What do you call an obnoxious reindeer?
Rude-olph.
5. Where do Santa's reindeer stop for coffee?
Star-bucks!
6. Can you name all of Santa’s reindeer?
No, they already have names.
7. What do you call a reindeer with no eyes?
No eye-deer.
8. Why are reindeer always so happy on the night of Christmas Eve?
Because they’re on top of the world!
9. Did Rudolph go to school?
No he was 'elf' taught.
10. What is Rudolph’s favorite day of the year?
Red Nose Day.
11. What's the difference between a knight and Santa's reindeer?
The knight is slayin' the dragon, and the reindeer are dragon the sleigh!
12. What’s a dinosaur’s least favorite reindeer?
Comet.
13. What did Mrs.Claus say to Santa when she looked up in the sky?
"Looks like rein, deer!"
Funny jokes for kids about Christmas trees and decorations
Putting up the Christmas tree and the Christmas decorations is one of the brilliant family activities. It also sounds like perfect time to bust out some of these Christmas tree jokes to add a little more Christmas cheer to the festivities.
14. What do they sing to Christmas trees at their retirement parties?
Fir he’s a jolly good fellow, fir he’s a jolly good fellow…
15. What did the Christmas tree do after its bank closed?
It started his own branch.
16. How do Christmas trees get their email?
They log-on.
17. What did Luke Skywalker say after he planted a Christmas tree farm?
May the forest be with you!
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18. How do Christmas trees get ready for a night out?
They spruce up!
19. Why are Christmas trees so bad at knitting?
They have too many needles.
20. What did one Christmas tree say its friend when it was sad?
Lighten up!
21. What happens if you eat Christmas decorations?
You get tinselitis.
22. Why are Christmas trees so fond of the past?
Because the present's beneath them.
23. What is a Christmas tree's favorite candy?
Orna-mints!
24. Why did the Christmas tree fail its algebra test?
It was stumped.
25. What was the Christmas tree's favourite subject at school?
Treegonomotree.
26. Why did the Christmas tree go to the doctor?
It was feeling green.
27. What do you get if you cross a Christmas tree with an iPad?
A pineapple.
28. Which month does a Christmas tree hate?
Sep-timber.
Christmas dad jokes about snowmen
Snowmen are like dogs, they're not just Christmas. So feel free to bust out these dad jokes whenever there's snowfall.
29. What do they sing at a snowman’s birthday party?
Freeze a jolly good fellow!
30. What do snowmen eat for breakfast?
Ice crispies.
31. What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire?
Frostbite.
32. What is it called when a snowman has a temper tantrum?
A meltdown.
33. What do snowmen call their offspring?
Chill-dren.
34. Why did the snowmen by air freshener?
Because it can always smell carrots.
35. How do snowmen get around?
They ride an icicle!
Christmas knock-knock jokes
Knock, knock! Who's there? Awesome. Awesome who? Awesome 'knock, knock' Christmas jokes for kids coming your way.
36. Knock, knock! Who’s there? Noah. Noah who? Noah good Christmas joke?
37. Knock, knock! Who’s there? Avery. Avery who? Avery merry Christmas to you!
38. Knock, knock! Who’s there? Oakham. Oakham who? Oakham all ye faithful…
39. Knock, knock! Who’s there? Yah. Yah who? Wow, you’re really excited about Christmas!
40. Knock, knock! Who’s there? Interrupting Santa. Inter– Ho ho ho! Merry Christmas!
41. Knock, knock! Who’s there? Honda. Honda who? Honda first day of Christmas my true love sent to me…
42. Knock, knock! Who’s there? Yule. Yule who? Yule be sorry if you don’t Holly up and Elf me wrap this present!
43. Knock knock! Who's there? Mary. Mary who? Mary Christmas.
Christmas elf jokes
Making all the toys and presents, elves are a vital part of the Christmas narrative. So it's only right that elves have their very own collection of Christmas jokes for kids.
44. What kind of money do elves use?
Jingle bills.
45. Who’s Santa’s favorite singer?
Elf is Presley.
46. What’s every elf’s favorite type of music?
Wrap!
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47. Why don’t you ever see Santa in the hospital?
Because he has private elf care!
48. Why didn't the elf go for the promotion?
It had low elf esteem.
49. How do the elves clean Santa's sleigh?
Santa-tizer.
50. Which type of car do elves drive?
Toy-otas!
51. What is the first thing elves learn at school?
The elf-abet!
52. Where do Santa's elves go swimming?
The North pool!
53. What do you call an elf who tells jokes?
A real Christmas card.
54. What goes inside elves' pointy shoes?
Their mistletoes.
55. Where do elves go dancing?
Christmas balls.
56. How many elves does it take to change a light bulb?
Ten: One to change it and nine to stand on one another's shoulders.
57. What do Santa’s elves use to help them walk in the slippery snow?
Candy canes.
58. What did Santa say to the smoker?
Please don’t smoke, it’s bad for my elf!
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59. What is every parent's favorite Christmas carol?
Silent Night!
60. Why does Santa have three gardens?
So he can “ho ho ho”!
61. What did Adam say on the day before Christmas?
It's Christmas, Eve!
63. What do you call Santa when he stops moving?
Santa Pause.
64. How much did Santa pay for his sleigh?
Nothing, it was on the house!
65. What goes “Oh, Oh, Oh”?
Santa walking backwards!
66. How do sheep say Merry Christmas to each other?
Fleece Navidad.
67. What's the difference between the Christmas alphabet and the ordinary alphabet?
The Christmas alphabet has Noel.
68. What is Santa’s primary language?
North Polish.
69. Where does Santa sleep when he goes on holiday?
At the ho ho ho tel
70. What's Santa Claus's favorite type of potato chip?
Crisp Pringles!
70. What is Santa's favorite kind of candy?
Jolly ranchers.
71. What do you get if you cross Santa with a duck?
A Christmas quacker.
72. What did the wise men say after they offered up their gifts of gold and frankincense?
Wait, there's myrrh.
73. How can Santa deliver presents during a thunderstorm?
His sleigh is flown by raindeer.
74. What did Father Christmas call his dog?
Santa Paws!
75. What do you call a bankrupt Santa Claus?
Saint nickel less.
76. What happened to the man who stole an advent calendar?
He got 25 days!
77. What does Santa eat for breakfast?
Frosted flakes.
78. Who is never hungry at Christmas?
The turkey—he’s always stuffed.
79. How do you know when Santa’s around?
You can always sense his presents.
80. Why is it getting harder to buy advent calendars?
Their days are numbered!
81. Who delivers Christmas presents to baby sharks?
Santa jaws.
82. What does Santa suffer from when he gets stuck in a chimney?
Claustrophobia...
83. How did Scrooge win the football game?
The ghost of Christmas passed!
84. What did the beaver say to the Christmas Tree?
Nice gnawing you!
85. Why did the turkey cross the road at Christmas?
Because it was the chicken’s day off!
86. Which of Santa Claus' friends is the most chill?
Jack Frost.
87. What kind of drink does Santa Claus give to naughty girls and boys?
Coal-a.
88. When someone delivers a package to Santa, what do they do?
Ring the (jingle) bell.
89. What would Santa be called if he went down a chimney with the fire going?
Crisp Kringle.
90. Why wouldn’t you want to get into a fight with Santa?
He has a black belt.
91. What do a Christmas tree farm, Christmas dinner and a salon have in common?
Trimmings.
92. I’m worried that my baubles are addicted to Christmas.
They are all hooked on Christmas trees.
93. I saw the winner of the tallest Christmas tree competition.
I thought, “how do I top that?”
94. I noticed the computer department started putting up their Christmas decorations.
IT's beginning to look a lot like Christmas.
95. What kind of motorbike does Santa ride?
A Holly Davidson!
96. Why was the snowman looking through the carrots?
He was picking his nose!
97. What do snowmen wear on their heads?
Ice caps!
98. What did the stamp say to the Christmas card?
Stick with me and we’ll go places!
99. How does Christmas Day end?
With the letter Y!
100. What happened to the turkey at Christmas?
It got gobbled!
101. What is Santa Claus' tax status?
Elf employed.
102. How does Darth Vader enjoy his Christmas Turkey?
On the dark side!
103. Who’s Rudolph’s favourite pop star?
Beyon-sleigh!
104. Why did Scrooge keep a pet lamb?
Because it would say, “Baaaaahh humbug!”
105. What do you call Santa living at the South Pole?
A lost clause!
