Easter jokes are a great way to bring some toe-curling, cringe-worthy fun to the Easter activities.
You know we love dad jokes - they work for so many occasions, like Halloween dad jokes and Valentine's jokes, or even different topics like Star Wars dad jokes or LEGO jokes.
And Easter is no different, from the Easter Bunny to Easter eggs and a chocolate bunny, there are plenty of brilliant Easter jokes for kids.
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Funny easter egg jokes
You can't make Easter jokes without telling a whole host of Easter egg jokes. For non-religious people, in particular, Easter eggs is what they come to first when they think about Easter.
So here are 20 brilliant Easter egg jokes, from what you call an easter egg from outer space to why you shouldn't tell jokes to Easter eggs!
Why did the easter egg hide?
Because it was a little chicken!
Where does Dracula keep his Easter eggs?
In his Easter casket!
What do you call an easter egg from outer space?
An egg-straterrestrial!
Why don't you see dinosaurs at Easter?
Because they're egg-stinct!
Why was the little girl sad after her Easter egg hunt?
Because an egg beater!
What did an easter egg say to the other easter egg?
"Have you heard any good easter yolks recently?"
Why should you tell jokes to Easter eggs?
They might crack up!
Which day of the week does an Easter egg hate?
Fry-day!
I was going to tell you an Easter egg joke...
...but it's not all it's cracked up to be!
What do chicks have to do before they become hens?
Pass their eggs ams!
What do you need if your chocolate eggs suddenly go missing?
An eggs planation!
Why do Easter eggs go to school?
For an egg-ucation!
What do you call a naughty Easter egg?
Deviled eggs
How can you tell where the Easter Bunny has been?
Eggs marks the spot!
How many Easter eggs can you put in an empty basket?
Just one, because it's not empty after that!
What do you call a mischievous Easter egg?
A practical yolker!
Why couldn’t the Easter egg family watch TV?
Their cable was scrambled.
Why was the father Easter egg so strict?
He was hard-boiled.Did you hear about the house infested with Easter eggs?
It needed an eggs-terminator!How does the Easter Bunny paint all those Easter Eggs?
He hires Santa’s elves to help during their offseason.
Easter Bunny jokes
After eggs, the Easter Bunny is probably next on most people's list of things connected to Easter. After all, it's the Easter Bunny who brings all the eggs!
How does the Easter Bunny stay fit?
Eggs ercise!
What is the Easter Bunny's favorite sport?
Basket ball!
What does the Easter Bunny say before a meal?
Lettuce pray
How can you tell if the Easter bunny is getting old?
Look for gray hares!
Why doesn't the Easter Bunny get hot in summer?
Because it has hare conditioning!
Why did the Easter Bunny cross the road?
Because the chicken had his eggs!
Why can't a rabbit's nose be 12 inches long?
Because it would be a foot!
Why did the Easter Bunny go on strike?
Because it wanted a better celery!
How does the Easter Bunny keep his fur looking so smart?
He uses hare spray!
Where did the Easter Bunny learn to ski?
A bunny hill!
Why couldn't the Easter Bunny fly home for Easter?
Because he didn't have the hare fare.
What do you get if you cross the Easter Bunny with a frog?
A bunny ribbit!
What do you get if you cross the Easter Bunny with an onion?
A bunion
How can you tell if the Easter Bunny is having a tantrum?
He goes hopping mad!
Who is the Easter Bunny's favorite actor?
Rabbit De Niro!
Where do rabbits go after they get married?
On their bunnymoon!
Why did the Easter Bunny have to fire the duck?
Because it kept quacking all the eggs!
Where does the Easter Bunny eat breakfast?
IHOP!
What do you call the Easter bunny the day after Easter Sunday?
Eggs hausted!
What happened when the Easter Bunny found the rabbit of his dreams?
They lived hoppily ever after!
Where does the Easter Bunny go when he needs a new tail?
A re-tail store!
What is the Easter Bunny's favorite dance move?
The bunny hop!
How does the Easter Bunny leave a party?
He makes a quick eggs it!
What is the Easter Bunny's favorite kind of music?
Hip hop!
What do you get when you cross Winnie the Pooh and the Easter Bunny?
A honey bunny!
What does the Easter Bunny use to dry off?
A hare dryer!
What do the Easter Bunny and Michael Jordan have in common?
They're both famous for stuffing baskets.
How did the rabbit get the Easter Bunny job?
He had more eggs perience than the others...
What did the Easter Bunny say to the carrot?
Nice gnawing you!
- How does the Easter Bunny travel around the world?
On a hareplane!
- What do you call the Easter Bunny when he's got a cold?
A runny bunny. - What do you get when you cross a rabbit with an oyster at Easter?
The oyster bunny. - Did you hear about the Easter Bunny who sat on a bumblebee?
It’s a tender tail! - What game does the Easter Bunny like to play at the park?
Hopscotch. - What do you get when you cross Dumbo with the Easter Bunny?
An elephant who always remembers to eat all of his carrots. - What make the Easter Bunny so lucky?
He always has four rabbit’s feet on him. - Where do Easter bunnies dance?
At the basketball. - What do you call an Easter Bunny with a bad memory?
A hare-brain! - Which side of the Easter Bunny has the most fur?
The outside. - What does the Easter Bunny do in the rain?
Get wet.
Knock knock jokes about Easter
Everyone loves a 'Knock, knock!' joke. They work for any occasion or any topic, and they work on a level that almost anyone can understanding, making them ideal Easter jokes for kids.
Knock, knock! Who's there? Arthur. Arthur who? Arthur any more Easter eggs to decorate?
Knock, knock! Who’s there? Howie. Howie who? Howie gonna get all the Easter eggs?
Knock, knock!Who’s there? Heidi. Heidi who? Heidi eggs all around the backyard!
Knock, knock!Who's there? Butcher. Butcher who? Butcher eggs in the basket!
Knock, knock!Who's there? Wendy. Wendy who? Wendy Easter egg hunt gonna start?
Knock, knock!Who's there? Some bunny. Some bunny who? Some bunny’s been eating my Easter eggs!
Knock, knock! Who's there? Alma. Alma who? Alma Easter candy is gone. Can I have some more?
Knock knock!Who's there? Pizza. Pizza who? Pizza really good egg hunter!
Knock, knock!Who's there? Boo. Boo who? Don't cry, Easter will be back next year!
Knock, knock!Who’s there? Egg. Egg who? Egg-cited for Easter?
Knock, knock! Who’s there? Donut. Donut who? Donut forget to say Happy Easter!
Knock, knock! Who’s there? Moira. Moira who? Moira chocolate bunnies, please.
Knock, knock! Who’s there? Justin. Justin who? Justin time to do the Bunny Hop.
Knock, knock! Who’s there? Egg. Egg who? Egg-cited to see me?
Knock, knock! Who's there? Sherwood. Sherwood who? Sherwood like to have as much Easter candy as you!
More funny Easter jokes
Whether it's rabbits, chicks, or hot cross buns, there is so much else we associate with Easter that make for top notch Easter jokes.
What do you call a transformer bunny?
Hoptimus Prime!
How do you get a message to a rabbit?
Hare mail.
What kind of jewellery do rabbits wear?
14 carrot gold!
Why did the woman complain about her rabbit stew at the restaurant?
She said there was a hare in her soup!
What do you call a group of rabbits jumping backwards?
A receding hare line!
What do you call a rabbit with fleas?
Bugs Bunny!
What do you call a rabbit who makes good Easter jokes?
A funny bunny!
How do you make a toast at Easter?
"Ears to a great Easter!"
How do chicks dress for Easter?
Im-peck-ably!
What do you get when you pour hot water down a rabbit hole?
Hot cross bunnies!
Parents for 364 days of the year: Do NOT eat anything you kind of the ground.
Parents on Easter: Go and look in the dirt for easter eggs left for you by a strange, giant bunny!What's the best way to make Easter easier?
Just swap the 't' for an 'i'.
Christmas only comes before Easter in one place. But where is it?
In the dictionary!
They say eating carrots is good for your eyesight.
I guess it's true, because you never see rabbits wearing glasses!
How do rabbits greet each other on Easter?
"Hoppy Easter!"
How does Easter end?
With an 'r'.
What happens to naughty rabbits at school?
They get eggs pelled!
What do you call a rabbit comedian?
A funny bunny.
What do you call a bunny with money?
A millionhare.
FAQs
Why 93 jokes?
Easter is, of course, a Christian celebration of the sacrifice and resurrection of Jesus. But it is preceded by Lent.
Lent - the preparation for Easter - lasts for 40 days. It is then followed by the Paschal Triduum, the three holiest days of the Easter celebration, marking Jesus' passion, death and resurrection. And finally, Eastertide, which lasts 50 days.
Add them all together, and the full Easter season lasts for 93 days.
