Yup. If there's one thing we dads love, it's pizza. And dad jokes. They're really punny. Put them together and you have a recipe for laughter. That's right, we've got a delicious list of the funniest pizza jokes hot out of the oven.
Here's one to whet your appetite...Why did the tired dad make pizza? He kneaded a break!
Whatever your favourite topping, you're bound to find a funny pizza joke that tickles your tastebuds and proves to your loved ones that you're such a fungi.
Whether you're hosting pizza parties or just want to give the kids a giggle, grab yourself a slice of the action and get stuck in to these funny pizza jokes.
If you get tired of telling pizza jokes and need a little pick me-up, we've got coffee-based jokes covered, too!
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Best jokes for a pizza chef (or restaurant)
Our favourite food is in its current form thanks to the chefs of Italy. So here's to them and the many pizza restaurants across the world. Thank you for your food and the start of some good pizza jokes.
1. Why did the pizza chef become a comedian?
He had the perfect delivery.
2. How do you fix a broken pizza?
With tomato paste.
3. I just watched my local pizza restaurant make the world's largest pizza.
I'd like to see someone top that!
4. Why was the pizzeria desperate for business?
Because they kneaded the dough.
5. Why did the Italian chef get hired at the pizza place?
He could make a mean pie.
6. What did the pizza say to the delivery guy?
"Thanks for the lift!"
7. Why did the pepper own a pizza restaurant?
It was spicy business.
8. Did you see the new sign in the pizza shop?
Seven days without pizza makes one weak.
9. Why did the pizza parlor win an award?
They were a cut above the rest.
10. Why did the pizza restaurant become popular?
They knew how to deliver.
11. Why did the pizza lover get a job at the pizzeria?
They kneaded to be close to their passion.
12. Why did the pizza parlour get a makeover?
It kneaded a fresh look.
13. What's a pizza maker's favorite song?
"Slice, Slice Baby."
Best food jokes that involve pizza
There are many types of food. Pizza. Frozen Pizza, Pepperoni Pizza, super spicy pizza. Oh ok, there are other foods available. Here are a couple of jokes showing how well they get along.
14. Why do people love making lasagne from scratch?
It's pretty much a pizza cake
15. Did you hear about the Italian chef with the terminal illness?
He pastaway. Now he's just a pizza history.
16. Why did the mushroom always get invited to pizza parties?
He was such a fungi to be with.
17. A mummified macaroni pizza was uncovered in Italy today.
The man who uncovered it says, “It's a pizza of our pasta.
18. What does a pizza wear to smell good?
Calzogne!
19. I'm going to open a restaurant that only serves crabs and pizza.
I'll call it the Crust Station
Best slice-based pizza jokes
Sometimes you just need a single slice to deal with those cravings. While it does feel like a broken pizza, they do offer a good pizza joke.
20. Why did the whole pizza go to the party?
Because it knew how to get a slice of the action.
21. Why was the famous pizza sad?
It felt like it was just a slice of its former self.
22. What did the pizza say at the end of the party?
"See you next slice!"
23. Where do pepperonis go on vacation?
Sliceland.
24. What does a pizza love to do in its spare time?
Go slice-skating.
Best dough-based pizza jokes
The base of all of much goodness, from the world's largest pizza base to the tiniest pizza slice. Dough is our favourite foundation for good. And a good base for a joke.
25. Why was the pizzeria desperate for customers?
They kneaded the dough.
26. Why do pizza chefs always win at cooking contests?
They have a lot of dough.
27. Why was the pizza chef happy?
They had dough to spend.
28. Why did the pizza maker go broke?
He couldn’t make enough dough.
29. What type of person doesn’t like pizza?
A weir-dough.
Best cheesy pizza jokes
The simplest of toppings, but the (tomato) sauce of goodness. Cheese makes a pizza. And Pizza jokes are especially cheesy.
30. What’s a pizza’s favorite type of joke?
A cheesy one.
31. If pizza could talk, what would it say?
Probably lots of cheesy things.
32. What does a pizza wear to look cool?
A mozzarella jacket.
33. Why did the pizza tell jokes?
To prove it wasn't too cheesy.
34. Why did the pizza joke fail?
It was too cheesy.
Best pizza jokes in a box
Pizza would not be able to be transported by the pizza delivery person without the humble box. Thank you deliverer of goodness.
35. Why did the pizza get stuck in the box?
It couldn't think outside of it.
36. Why did the pizza box go to therapy?
It couldn't handle being left out and felt totally empty inside!
37. What’s a pizza’s favorite type of box?
One that’s well-rounded.
Best pizza jokes about pizza jokes
Pizza jokes are incredibly self-aware. Here are some meta jokes for pizza lovers, by pizza lovers.
38. What's the difference between a good pizza joke and a bad one?
The delivery.
39. Why do pizza puns always work?
They’re a slice of humor.
40. What’s a cheesy pizza’s favorite joke?
A pun.
41. What’s a new pizza joke?
One that’s fresh out of the oven.
Best pizza jokes about toppings
It's not just tomato and cheese. There's a glorious array of tasty toppings out there.
42. What did the pizza say to the topping?
"Olive you."
43. What did the pizza chef say when he dropped a meat lover's pie?
“I never sausage a tragedy!”
44. Why did the pizza win the contest?
It had all the right toppings.
45. Where do pepperonis go on vacation?
The Leaning Tower of Pizza...
Best rounded pizza jokes
It doesn't matter what shape your pizza, it's going to look good. Here are some jokes about how your pizza looks.
46. Why don’t pizzas worry about fitness?
They’re already in great shape.
47. What can a whole pizza do that a half pizza cannot do?
A whole one can look round.
48. What did the half pizza say to the other half?
"You complete me."
Best of the rest pizza jokes
And here are our selection of the jokes that didn't fit into the joke oven today. Maybe use some of them at your next pizza party. They won't fix a broken pizza, but they will make you laugh!
49. Why did the pizza enter the contest?
To prove it was supreme!
50. Why don’t fake pizzas get along with real ones?
They’re too crusty.
51. What do you call a sleeping pizza?
A piZZZZZZa.
52. Why did the pizza slicer get promoted?
It was cutting edge.
53. Why don’t pizzas play hide and seek?
Good luck hiding when you smell like pizza.
54. Why did Jabba win the pizza contest?
Because no one outpizzas the Hutt.
55. Why did the historian love pizza?
It was full of layers.
56. Why did the wood-fired pizza feel confident?
It was on fire!
57. Why did the hipster burn his mouth on his pizza?
He ate it before it was cool.
58. I burnt my Hawaiian pizza the other day…
I should have cooked it on aloha temperature.
59. Why do pizzas smell so good?
They know how to use their scents.
60. What did the pizza say to the delivery guy?
"You crust be kidding me!"
61. What’s the pizza’s favorite landmark?
The Leaning Tower of Pizza.
62. I like how my local pizza place cuts my pizza into six slices instead of eight.
I can't finish eight slices.
63. Yeah, I'm into fitness.
Fitness whole pizza in my mouth.
64. Why was the fake pizza sad?
It felt like a real impasta.
65. What do you call a fake pizza?
A pepperphony pizza!
66. Why do pizzas always win at ball sports?
They know how to roll with it.
67. I fell asleep with a pizza in the oven today.
Burned 2000 calories.
68. Do you wanna pizza my heart?
Because you’ve already stolen it.
69. What do you call it when tired dad makes pizza?
Papa Yawns Pizza
70. What did the Dalai Lama say when he walked into a pizza parlor?
“Make me one with everything.”
