Superheroes are all the rage and have been for the best part of the last 15 years. So it's only natural that there are plenty of funny superhero jokes out there.
The popularity of the Marvel Cinematic Universe (MCU) has been nothing short of monumental since 2008, giving rise to the DC Comics Extended Universe (DCEU) in more recent years.
Everywhere you look, there are superhero-themed products; from toys and games, to clothes and costumes. And every kids seems to want a superhero party for their birthday.
Maybe you could use some of these dad jokes at the next superhero party, or use them for your next birthday wishes for your son (and birthday wishes for your daughter, of course, because superheroes aren't just for boys!).
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Funny superhero jokes about The Avengers
I don't need to tell you how huge The Avengers have been over the past decade or so. The Avengers films have been the superhero hits of the film industry since 2012. And so, there is plenty of material for some brilliant superhero jokes.
For this section, we'll be focusing on the six original Avengers - Iron Man, Captain America, Thor, Black Widow, Hulk and Hawk Eye.
1. What you call Iron Man when he doesn't have any clothes on?
Stark naked.
2. Which superhero spends too much time in the sun?
Cap-Tan America
3. What do you call Bruce Banner when he won’t talk to you?
The Incredible Sulk
4. What is Hulk’s favourite drink?
Fruit Punch
5. Why didn’t Tony Stark like his new assistant?
He wasn’t Happy
6. Who is Thor’s favorite singer?
MC Hammer
7. What was Captain America’s name when he was younger?
Lieutenant America
8. What is the Hulk’s favorite song?
“It’s Not Easy Being Green.”
9. What kind of spider likes to hang out at the Avengers headquarters?
A Black Widow
10. What nickname can you call Iron Man when he does his chores?
Ironing Man!
11. What is Thor's favorite food?
Thor-tillas!
12. What is Thor's favorite day?
Thors-day.
13. What would you call Iron Man and Silver Surfer if they teamed up?
Alloys...
14. How does The Incredible Hulk look in a suit?
Smashing!
15. What do you get when you cross Captain America and The Hulk?
Star Spangled Banner!
16. What did Hawk Eye say when he hit a bull?
Bullseye!
17. What is Hawk Eye's favourite drink?
Archers and lemonade!
18. What did it cost Hydra to kill Tony stark's family?
One buck!
Hilarious Batman jokes
Cue arguments and protestations about whether or not Batman is a superhero...No, Batman doesn't have superpowers. But neither does Tony Stark, or Clint Barton. Heck, loads of superheroes don't actually have superpowers.
Check out more jokes about Batman here.
19. What would you get if Batman and Robin were smashed by a steam roller?
Flatman and Ribbon.
20. What happens when Batman is late to play baseball with Robin?
There is a Wayne delay.
21. Which superhero hits the most home runs?
Batman.
22. Why did Batman and Robin quit fishing?
Because Robin ate all the worms.
23. Where does Bruce Wayne get all his energy from?
Bat-teries!
24. Where does the Joker gets his hair dyed green?
Arkham Hairstylum
Superhero jokes about Spider-Man
Spider Man is arguably one of the first superheroes that kids are introduced to, especially thanks to the rise in popularity of the animated series Spider and his Amazing Friends, which is aimed at a younger audience.
25. What do you get when you cross a Spider-Man with a potato?
Spuderman!
26. Where does Spider-Man hang out in his spare time?
On the World Wide Web!
27. How did Peter Parker pass his driving test first time?
He's a great parallel Parker!
28. What do you get when you cross an apple with Spider-Man?
Cider-Man!
29. What do heroes like Spider-Man and Ant-Man have in common?
They bug the villains!
30. What does Peter Parker tell people he does for a living?
He tells them he’s a web designer.
31. What is Spider-Man's favorite month?
Weburary
32. Why did Spider-Man borrow Aunt May's car?
To take it for a spin!
33. What is Spider-Man’s favorite brand of Rice?
A: Uncle Ben’s
34. How does Spider-Man take his coffee?
Decaf, because with great power comes great responsibility!
35. Why does Peter Parker love going to weddings?
He loves seeing newly-webs!
Wonder Woman jokes and puns
Wonder Woman is a huge superhero figure for young girls. Her creator, William Moulton Marston, once said: "(She) encourages women to stand up for themselves, to learn to fight, and be strong, so they don't have to be scared, or depend on men."
36. What does Wonder Woman change her name to when she travels?
Wandering Woman!
37. Which super hero is the most curious?
Wonder Woman
38. Which superhero gets lost often when walking around?
Wander Woman.
39. What does Wonder Woman do before bedtime?
Puts her pajamazon…
40. Why did Wolverine bring Wonder Woman with him to the used car dealer?
So she could use her Lasso of Truth on the salesman.
41. What does Wonder Woman put in her lemonade?
Just ice.
42. Where does Wonder Woman do most of her shopping?
Amazon.
43. Why did Wonder Woman have to keep getting new airplanes?
She kept forgetting where she parked her old one
Super Superman jokes
Superman is widely considered to be the first true comic book superhero, so we owe everything we love about superheroes to him. And it's only right that Superman gets his own section of superhero jokes.
44. What do you call a superhero who likes to cook?
Souper-man!
45. Why was baby Superman the only kid at the playground?
The sign said Supervision Required.
46. What did Superman call his dog?
Lex Woofer
47. Why doesn't Superman have any friends?
Because he wears his pants on the outside of his trousers!
48. Why doesn't Superman go out after dark?
Because he's afraid of krypto-night.
49. What is Superman's favourite sporting event?
The Super Bowl!
50. What do you get when you cross a pig and Superman?
The man of Squeal.
51. What happens to Superman after he eats a tic-tac?
He has super breath.
52. What is Superman's favourite type of car?
Any super car, really.
More Marvel jokes
The MCU contains a heck of a lot more characters than just the original six Avengers. Now it's their time to shine!
53. What name do you call a pair of villainous twins?
Loki-alikes.
54. Why does Loki hate the day after Wednesday?
Because it’s Thors day
55. Did you see the new superhero movie?
It was Marvel-ous!
56. Knock, knock! Who's there? Doctor. Doctor who? No, Doctor Strange!
57. What do you get when you cross a superhero and the Dead Sea?
A Deadpool!
58. How was the superhero party?
It was pretty Lo-ki!
59. What is Black Panther’s goal in life?
To find his purr-pose!
60. How did Ant Man win the Nobel Peace Prize?
He was brill-ant.
61. What dance do Ant-Man and Wasp do together?
The jitterbug.
62. What do the Guardians of the Galaxy drink?
Groot beer!
63. Why don’t the people of Wakanda like online shopping?
They prefer cat-alogues!
64. How did Captain America invite Scarlet With to join the team?
He said, "Wanda join The Avengers?"
65. What kind of cereal does Black Panther eat?
Mice crispies!
66. Did you know the Guardians of the Galaxy started a tiling business?
They called it 'I am Grout'
More silly superhero jokes
Let's look at some more funny superhero jokes!
67. Which superheroes don’t wear capes?
Mums and Dads!
68. Which gameshow features superheroes?
The Greatest Cape
69. Where do most superheroes live?
Cape town!
70. What is a villain’s favourite part of the joke?
The punch line
71. Did you hear the joke about the superhero Wind Man?
I don’t know what it was, but apparently, everyone was blown away!
72. What do you get when you cross Harley Quinn with a motorbike?
A Harley Davidsquinn!
73. How do you know Cat Woman likes you?
She purrs!
74. Which superhero is great at making jokes and puns?
The Pun-isher!
75. Why do superheroes always get the bad guys?
Because they’re so cape-able!
76. Which foods do superheroes like best?
Super-foods, of course!
77. What is a superhero's favourite TV programme?
Captain American Idol!
FAQs
Why are superhero jokes so good?
Superhero jokes are great because almost everyone will get them. You don't need to be a comic book nerd (I say as a comic book nerd, myself!) to understand superhero jokes - the rise in popularity of the MCU and other superhero movies over the past 15 years means that most people have at least a basic understanding.
The other thing is that because there are so many superheroes out there, there is so much material to work with!
Who is the funniest superhero?
Spider-Man is widely considered to the be funniest superhero. His teenage sarcasm and witty one-liners are a central part of his character throughout the original comics and the films that have followed in more recent times.
Some people could certainly make the case for Deadpool, although his comedy is a little more...adult, so perhaps best not to introduce the kids to Deadpool humour!
Some of the more recent Thor movies, especially Thor: Ragnorak, went in a more comedic direction with director Taika Waititi - so some readers might well suggest Thor!
